Tuesday, June 22, 2004
song!
if the alphabet wasn't our friend, where would the flowers be?
if the alphabet wasn't our friend, where then the bumblebee?
if al-alphabet was not our friend of yet
where would our letters come froooom?
if the alphabet wasn't our friend, where then the bumblebee?
if al-alphabet was not our friend of yet
where would our letters come froooom?
Tuesday, June 01, 2004
CHOCOLATE
Phlem is making me write in my blog. I don't know what to say. "Tell a joke," he says. There once was a guy who ate chocolate pie and when he was done he started to cry?
What do you mean it's not a joke, Phlem?
OK, so my best buddy that isn't family, Sai, has this little saying.
Person 1: What're ya' doin'?
Person 2: Eating chocolate.
Person 1: Where'd ya' get it?
Person 2: A horsie dropped it.
Later Phlem and I made our own version that was "a puppet dropped it", which makes no sense so that's why it's hilarious!!!!!
END
What do you mean it's not a joke, Phlem?
OK, so my best buddy that isn't family, Sai, has this little saying.
Person 1: What're ya' doin'?
Person 2: Eating chocolate.
Person 1: Where'd ya' get it?
Person 2: A horsie dropped it.
Later Phlem and I made our own version that was "a puppet dropped it", which makes no sense so that's why it's hilarious!!!!!
END
Thursday, May 27, 2004
Come Fly with me
Hello, long time no talk! Does anybody actually read this? I'm tired and I wanna eat pie!! Pie in the sky!
Hi Byrdy! Hi Angie!
Come Fly with me, let's fly, let's fly awayy
Hi Byrdy! Hi Angie!
Come Fly with me, let's fly, let's fly awayy
Monday, April 05, 2004
Um...
On multiple occasions, I stepped on something, and it held me okay. then another time, possibly 25 minutes ago, um, whaddya do with a tub without a cover? You can't glue it really well because it's cracked in multiple places. I guess we could tape it..
John says to hide it. I'm thinkin' I could throw it in the trash and Mom might not notice.
John says to hide it. I'm thinkin' I could throw it in the trash and Mom might not notice.
Tuesday, February 10, 2004
Hey hey we're the Monkees!!!!
Or not.
La la la la lemon. La la la la lollipop. La la la la lightbulb - this is fun! La la la la lump in my oatmeal.
Anyway, hi to Byrdie and possibly anyone else that may read this.
I have to move my car out of the street now that the Flemster is back from night class (or was is night court... all those affidavits they have against him are piling up.. what's an affidavit? I could ask SmarterChild, but then I'd have to talk to him and it just doesn't seem worth it. Stupid Robot. Anyway, Flem not really going to court just in case it's not obvious that I am totally joking aboot dat. Ok time to end the parenthesis.)
So methinks me shall abednego (to bed I go... if bed is the fiery furnace...what?...it's cold but I'm thinking i don't need to warm up that much..uh, this is a Biblical joke in case you don't get it.
Flem wants me to set his alarm. Do I have to?
OK, bye and love and cute fluffy bunnies!
Or not.
La la la la lemon. La la la la lollipop. La la la la lightbulb - this is fun! La la la la lump in my oatmeal.
Anyway, hi to Byrdie and possibly anyone else that may read this.
I have to move my car out of the street now that the Flemster is back from night class (or was is night court... all those affidavits they have against him are piling up.. what's an affidavit? I could ask SmarterChild, but then I'd have to talk to him and it just doesn't seem worth it. Stupid Robot. Anyway, Flem not really going to court just in case it's not obvious that I am totally joking aboot dat. Ok time to end the parenthesis.)
So methinks me shall abednego (to bed I go... if bed is the fiery furnace...what?...it's cold but I'm thinking i don't need to warm up that much..uh, this is a Biblical joke in case you don't get it.
Flem wants me to set his alarm. Do I have to?
OK, bye and love and cute fluffy bunnies!
Saturday, February 07, 2004
Hi All!! I'm doin' a crossword puzzle and tonight I'm gonna see my sweetie's musical. Oh "pet hair" is the "allergen". Of course! So anyway... I guess I should clean my room some time. What?! "Cape Cod" is a "house style"?? So, did anybody send me some comments I wonder? Hmm.. Well, maybe they'll send some to this. I could talk about Flem, he's so neat. He needs to study. "Study your butt off!" says mom. If only it were that easy.. Ok, bye for now!
Sunday, February 01, 2004
Oh.
Today's story is Gossip about Flem.
Well, the other day he made the greatest meal ever and we were like "what are we gonna do when he's not here? we're gonna eat our hands?" There's not much to say. He likes to hide under blankets. Ok. Maybe I just won't. Ohhh...my aching leg. I'm just kidding. I totally made that up! My leg is fine. So is the other one. Can I go home now? Am I done yet?? Does anybody wanna play scrabble? I don't. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Ah hahahahahahahaha. Oh yes. *sigh*
So the other day, I was like: "Dude, can it get anymore cloudy in the sky? And then I realized I was floating."
So for all of those Flem fans out there..let's see. Something nice about Flem. he picked out this really hip cow puppet for our neph. It moos when you put your hand in it. ....
Well, the other day he made the greatest meal ever and we were like "what are we gonna do when he's not here? we're gonna eat our hands?" There's not much to say. He likes to hide under blankets. Ok. Maybe I just won't. Ohhh...my aching leg. I'm just kidding. I totally made that up! My leg is fine. So is the other one. Can I go home now? Am I done yet?? Does anybody wanna play scrabble? I don't. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Ah hahahahahahahaha. Oh yes. *sigh*
So the other day, I was like: "Dude, can it get anymore cloudy in the sky? And then I realized I was floating."
So for all of those Flem fans out there..let's see. Something nice about Flem. he picked out this really hip cow puppet for our neph. It moos when you put your hand in it. ....
